15 Stupidest Ways to Lose Your Job
Zac Frank and Tania Khadder
June 11, 2010
12. Felony Urination
Did the culprit have a bladder problem? No, he said he “did this because he felt he could get away with it.” If you think you can get away with something, make sure you actually can. The contract employee not only lost his job but got slapped with a $4,600 cleaning bill and a felony charge for damaging government property that carries a maximum ten year sentence.
Moral of the Story
Use a urinal. (If you work in art, just be careful which one!)