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30 Funniest Firefighting Jokes

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March 09, 2010

Fire Chiefs


A married woman received some bad news. Her husband had been in an automobile accident and was brain dead. The doctor told her that there was some good news, though. They had perfected their brain transplant technique and that she was fortunate because there were three fresh brains in the brain bank from which to choose.

Apparently, a large explosion had killed a firefighter, a captain and a chief. Having insurance, she requested the cost for each of the brains. The firefighter’s brain was $10,000, the captain’s brain was $50,000 and the chief was a MILLION DOLLARS! Curious, she asked why the chief’s brain was so much more expensive.

“Because it has never been used,” replied the Doctor.

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