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30 Funniest Firefighting Jokes

A Lieutenant needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t have change for a dollar. He saw a probationary firefighter mopping the floors, and asked him, “Hey rookie, do you have change for a dollar?” The firefighter replied, "Sure. " The Lieutenant gave him an icy stare. He said, “That’s no way to address a superior officer! Now let’s try it again. Firefighter, do you have change for a dollar?” The young firefighter replied, “Well in that case-NO, SIR!” and continued mopping.