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30 Funniest Firefighting Jokes

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March 09, 2010

Off Duty Golf


The Chief and his Deputy went golfing together one Saturday morning, as they have done since they were cadets 24 years ago. You might say these guys were fanatics about their golfing.

That afternoon the Deputy returned home exhausted, and plopped down dejectedly in his easy chair. His wife, concerned by his appearance, asks if something went wrong with his game.

“No, no,” he replied, “I had the best game I had in years! As a matter of fact, I started out the first three holes at 4 under par, including a hole-in-two on the 3rd.”

“So why are you so beat?” his wife asked.

“Well, the Chief had a heart attack and died on the 4th hole,” he said.

“What?!? And you’re so exhausted from trying to save him, huh?”

“No, It was very quick and there was nothing anyone could’ve done. But after that, it was just hit the ball, drag the Chief, hit the ball, drag the Chief….”

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